She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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