her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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