My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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