erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
