She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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