Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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