Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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