I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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