i don't like sucking hair
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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