i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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