Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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