You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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