Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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