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I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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