i don't like sucking hair
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm like, not good at living.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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