She's JV to your varsity
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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