so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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