this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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