Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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