The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm at about main and main street
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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