i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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