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he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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