GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
