Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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