Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i drank out of a bidet.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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