i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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