So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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