Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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