The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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