sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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