talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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