I bet he comes in French.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Randomize
