id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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