do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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