Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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