We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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