Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
