i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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