I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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