Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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