dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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