So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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