Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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