he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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