i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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