you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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