"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
The air taste purple.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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