I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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