: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i will never coherently bang her
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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