I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
