i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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