its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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