I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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