so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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