This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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